Veteran comedic musician Chad Singleton has been perfecting his craft for 6 years. “I play delightfully playful songs that plaster a big ol’ smile on audience member faces! But I’d like to announce that for the first time in my career that my 4 chord concoctions have finally gotten my 4 inch cock in. This chick was just super into my silly songs!”
He’s celebrating with friends and family today and has purchased himself a new capo to commemorate the momentous occasion.
Update: Unconfirmed sources say that the female from the alleged hook-up was super wasted and may have confused him for the comedic magician.
(I originally wrote this article for the website The Guest Spot, but since that doesn’t exist anymore, I’m posting it here.)