Well folks, it’s finally been done, there are no more original dick jokes to write. Hologram AI comedian Flabastian Snigglezbee hilariously compared his penis to a snozzwuffit. More specifically, a tiny snozzwuffit with lots of florps coming out of it. It’s highly unlikely we’ll ever see another truly original dick joke again, considering we’ve looked into the future and Jesus is going to come back next year. No event or innovation in the future has gone unseen by our shared consciousness, so unless there is a glitch in our simulation, Snigglezbee’s joke will remain the final dick joke.
The first dick joke was written by Orgu around 14,000 B.C. when he put two rocks next to a large branch and grunted at his fellow cavemen to check out the exaggerated representation of his penis. Thanks to all those who have made dick jokes over the millennia. Your contribution to the functioning of our society will not be forgotten, until we’re all in the afterlife, and then we probably won’t care.